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April 21st 2008 in Other by Gray .

Being The President…

I thought as a child that I always wanted to be the president. I could tell my minions to carve my face into a mountain, or make the white house a fast food restaurant. I could [...]

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I thought as a child that I always wanted to be the president. I could tell my minions to carve my face into a mountain, or make the white house a fast food restaurant. I could even change the Oval Office into a gaming room. I could make the Air Force One plane an F/A-18 Hornet (look it up) and fly at super-sonic speed across the world, and I would of course be the pilot. I would then press a red button that appears out of no where on the dashboard of the jet and all of a sudden it would become a submarine and make my way around the ocean…that would be neat. Yet, it is now, at the age of 12, that I realize that nothing of that sort could ever happen. Laws would have to passed to allow an un-licensed president fly a war machine across the world. The white house could not become a fast food restaurant because it has too much history inside of it. The Oval Office couldn’t become a gaming room because meetings couldn’t be held there. And to top it off (my english teacher tells me to never start a sentence with “and” but watch me now!), the finance of carving my face into a mountain-wait! Why not!


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