My Berserk English Teacher
Intro time! Mrs. D, a normal English teacher at Gray’s school…I think not! It seems that kicking stuff animals is a fun game to my English teacher. It was during English class that she comes [...]
Intro time! Mrs. D, a normal English teacher at Gray’s school…I think not! It seems that kicking stuff animals is a fun game to my English teacher. It was during English class that she comes up with a new idea, which is: I do an action, you write it out as a sentence and diagram it. So she picks up Chester, a stuffed animal (puppy to be specific), and field goals it across the room. She then picks it up and punches it repeatedly…awkward. OK, now this is not the first time she has done this. Get this: she was also given a stuffed bird that dances for Easter. It sings the obnoxious Chicken Dance song and gets faster and faster at it. Since Mrs. D is having anotherviolent streak, she then picks up the bird and walks and drops it on the way to the front of the class…for no reason! It wasn’t playing or anything. Now every time my teacher picks up one of the stuffed animals, everybody in the class says, “Mrs. D are you going to have another one of your violent streaks again?”. She will then say no, and the animal will end up in the end, without and eye or nose. If you were wondering how the bird is doing, it now sings in slow-mo for two seconds before it starts laughing hysterically at random points. We all now fear the once loved bird, that Mrs. D terrorized.
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