WARNING: This post was written in 2008 or further back! If this is a tutorial, it may no longer be accurate.

May 28th 2008 in Other by Gray .

Lockers…

I used to be the first person in the directory…the first PERSON! That is, until Abernathy came to our school. This is not her first name, but her last name. See, my last name is [...]

Gray

Hello! My name is Gray Adams and I am a self-taught web-developer. I work mostly in WordPress, CSS, and PHP and enjoy blogging. I have two YouTube accounts one dedicated to tutorials while the other comedy. If you find my posts at all interesting and you want to know when a new one comes out, feel free to subscribe via RSS or Email.

I used to be the first person in the directory…the first PERSON! That is, until Abernathy came to our school. This is not her first name, but her last name. See, my last name is Adams, and hers happens to have a B after her A and I have a D after my A. So now here I am, the BOTTOM locker kid, developing bruises on my head, EVERYDAY I COME HOME. I mean, it was constant at the beginning on the school year, but it has died down a little bit. I used to hear the word, “Sorry.” everytime I opened my locker door…why? Because she is dropping all of these books and stuff on my head! I mean, once…wait-two times, she dropped her flute on my head. But don’t worry, the flute was okay, it was in a case. I however, was grasping my head in pain, muttering under my breath. Then it was the pencils falling out of her locker and then appearing on my head. Then it was the pencil HOLDERs that started to fall on my head. Then it was the endless mirrors and lipstick. God knows what else was in her locker, maybe a bed…or something-I DONT KNOW, OKAY? I am just DRIVEN UP THE WALL!


[Get an invite to Lockerz by clicking here (powered by Gray's Blog, not a scam). What is Lockerz? Lockerz is a website where you earn points (or PTZ) for logging in, answering their daily question, and inviting your friends. With these PTZ you can buy all sorts of things ranging from a computer wallpaper to an Xbox 360, PS3, or an HDTV. Lockerz is a legitimate website run by the ex-Vice President of Amazon. Lockerz has millions and millions of members. The only way to join Lockerz is by an invite as their system would fail if you could just join with ease (because so many people would). Again, for an invite, please click here. You should receive your invite within 24 hours (sometimes within the hour).]